Saturday, November 17, 2018

My Official Letter Of Reply

My Dearest Elodine:

I'm writing in response to your plea for immediate help in your current predicament.

I realize you are young, only 24 years old, and from the Republic of Ivory Coast, West Africa. You are the daughter of the late Chief Sgt. Warlord Ibrahim Coulibaly, also known as General IB, a well known Ivory Coast Militia Leader?  My my, did you do an ancestry DNA test because you certainly have upper echelon blood.  It's okay ... I'm of blue blood also, having been born into the Indian family of Geronimo, Chief of all the Western States, also known as General G.

I'm so sorry to hear of your dearest memory father's death in 2011 following a fight with the Republican Forces of the Ivory Coast (FRCI).  We also had death in our family from fighting the Republican Forces of White Man's Army across the plains.  I'm also sorry to hear you are so constrained to contact me because of your terrible mistreatment by your step mother.  She must be awful!!

I realize your evil stepmother planned to take all your late father's treasury and properties from you, but what can you expect?  She never liked you anyway.  Since she has hidden away your international passport and all your valuable documents, making it impossible to travel to Europe, I suggest you sneak into Columbia and join the march to the U.S.

Stealing those documents that belonged to your father was definitely a good idea.  If you are seeking long term relationship and investment assistance, I'm SURE I can help.  If your father of blessed memory deposited $27.5 million in a bank in Burkina Faso, I advise you to get down there immediately.

Your status as a refugee should allow you to have a trustee who will stand on your behalf.  ME!! ME!!  ME!!!  I'll be your trustee!  Heck girl, transfer that money into my bank account immediately and I promise to hold it for you.  Honest I will.

You say you will give me 40%?  It's a deal.  Please go immediately to the big green GO SIGN and put your signature on the dotted line.  I'm happy to advise you about foreign investments also.  The Kissack Cattle Company is a multi-million dollar operation that would LOVE the influx of your money providing at least a 150% return on every dollar.

Give me a call girlfriend.  As soon as your money clears my bank account, I'll send you an email.  You can reach me anytime at YoUrADumMy.com.  Or call me at 328(209)999-9876(2).

So glad I can help, my dearest Elodine!!

Big Hugs and Kisses ... I'll be waiting not-so-patiently to hear from you!!

Nancy K

#areyoukiddingme  #youareadummy  #givemeabreak   #tiredofreceivingthesestupidletters





12 comments:

  1. Thanks for starting my day with a laugh...lol

    Celebrating the Dance

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    1. You are welcome!!! I love helping people out! Hahaha

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  2. Not bad for a pasty white girl
    I thought I'd send you a picture of your dearly beloved daddy
    Seeing as how your mother didn't love you anyways
    That's the least I could do
    https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sdut-renegade-warlord-killed-in-ivory-coast-2011apr27-story.html

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    1. Oh, so her story was "almost" true? I didn't even bother to look it up. lol

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  3. Great start to anyone's day.
    How do you rate to get a letter?
    All we ever get are Phone Calls.
    Be Safe and Enjoy!

    It's about time.

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    1. I've been getting these emails forever. Seems no one has ever tried to help her out, poor dear!!

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  4. I’m still waiting for the IRS people to haul me off to jail for all the back taxes I haven’t paid and didn’t respond to them. I probably could use the rest!

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    1. Hahaha Ray .... It's funny that the IRS employees always have really strong accents!!

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  5. Hilarious! You are such a kind trustee! :D
    did I tell you about our family heritage and childhood troubles? Ha ha, thanks for that laugh today.

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    1. I'm happy to be YOUR trustee too, Patsy! Anything for a friend!!

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