I blinked yesterday, and landed back in the FairyTale Land of the Magic Kingdom. We used to meet up beforehand to plan our strategies should the peasants revolt. Basically that involves deciding which door we will use as our escape hatch. On this day, I was the only one there, talking to myself.
To better engage their lucky charms without having to buy and actually EAT the cereal variety, many peasants have paid the price to become new members. You see, members have the codes to the gates, allowing entry to the dungeon in order to stake out their territory long before any other peasants arrive.
There are always excuses to be allowed access across the moat earlier than the strike of the clock. None of them work, but when it's hot outside, they are allowed into the ante room. No matter how many times I closed the middle door, I found it open three minutes later with the peasants inching across the line drawn in the concrete.