I know sometimes you probably wonder why I do this gig called the Magic Kingdom of Bingo. Last night, I was wondering the same thing!! I think if it weren't for the workers, I'd disappear like a Ritz cracker in Jonathan's cage.
To make matters worse, the Castle Lawyer and Prince Charming were BOTH gone, making for a boring evening. Except for the Castle Tax Collector. I've never known someone who was so rude and distasteful in their manner and speech, that I actually walked away. I am rather proud of the fact that I can make anyone smile and maybe make their day just a tad better. Not so here folks!! It's like Donnie Downer (Debbie Downer's brother) on a MUCH larger scale.
Not getting anywhere on that front, I moseyed over to talk to two members who have been around longer than God, for their take on some procedure questions I had before turning my Audit Report in to who else ..... Donnie Downer. Unfortunately, he was eavesdropping and thought it was all about HIM. That brought on an onslaught of F-bombs and threats of quitting, along with a tirade of how unappreciated he was. Good grief!!!
BLAZING BALLS ... get your Blazing Balls here ... I went back to selling tickets. I would like to have set fire .... oh never mind, I'm sure you were thinking the same thing. In real life, for $1 each, you have the pleasure of peeling off the backing to find out if you got a big ZERO, $1 or $2, or maybe just numbers which are used to play another game at the end of the evening. I had much more fun with the cranky Blazing losers on the Bingo floor than I did with Donnie Downer!!
After my usual well-done, two-Tums, foot-long hotdog, I turned in my money and made a beeline for the door. It's okay ... I am well aware that being an Auditor will not influence friends, but make a few enemies. The challenge now is to figure a way AROUND all that nonsense ... and you KNOW I like a challenge!!!
There's absolutely nothing on the schedule today ... YAY ... except maybe sew on the latest quilt and snuggle with the puppies!! A perfect day in my book!!