Some days I should just stay in bed. Any Friday that lands on the 13th day of the month can cause all sorts of things to happen. It began with the bacon.
By the way, it's a lovely 55 degrees this morning ... chilly in fact. We are usually hot this time of year. My only guess is that the "weird" cycle of weather has arrived. About every ten years, spring lasts all the way through June. Either that or I became WAY too acclimated to Arizona's weather.
Back to the bacon. With all these tomatoes now overflowing the container on the table, I had to do something. If I had remembered it was the 13th ... and FRIDAY ... I would have waited for this. The bacon just did not want to cooperate. It flopped around and folded up, no matter what I tried. I dropped two pieces on the stove trying to get them in the pan.
THEN I dropped one piece on the FLOOR. Grease went everywhere. It was sacrilege! I am NOT wasting this expensive bacon, so I picked it up, washed it off and threw it unceremoniously back in the pan.
Big sigh ... I forgot that water and grease don't mix. Grease came flying back out of the pan like a fireworks show! I slapped on the screen. TOO LATE! Hot grease and skin don't play well together. I wiped it off as quick as I could, but not before the holes appeared. My shirt? Splattered nicely. The floor? Once again covered in grease.
After the epic cleanup, because cold grease just does NOT come up easily, I tried the latest trick for leftover grease. In the old days, we kept every drop, using it to fry pork chops, potatoes, to make gravy ... every spec of grease was consumed. Then we were told it was bad for us. I think now they are changing their minds. Still trying to stick to my diet, I tried out the latest grease hack.
Instead of leaving it in the pan to cool, making it hard to get out, I put a piece of foil (very carefully) into the kitchen sink drain. Pour in the grease and wait for it to cool, then toss it in the trash. It worked perfectly, but I didn't wait QUITE long enough. When I squished it up and went for the trash can, it leaked. OH MY how it leaked. There was another 30 minutes of hot washcloths trying to wash the REST of the kitchen floor and the trash can.
I ate in silence and savored every bite of that beautiful bacon, trying to use up the tomatoes. I love that they are growing like crazy, but tomato overload is quickly approaching.
After an hour in the garden, here is the bounty for the day. Friday the 13th wasn't going to let me get away that easily. At the edge of the concrete were WAY too many weeds that I didn't spray because they were too close to the squash. I grabbed them by hand, ripping them out. Little did I know, all of those weeds had become the Cabo San Lucas of my garden. Who knew?
Quicker than you can say OH HELL NO ... they had bit me multiple times on my hands and arms. I'm covered in big red welts that will have to be scrubbed off. Next time I'll use the weed spray.
BUT ... look here! My very first zucchini, with four more on the vine, looking quite ripe. I think these would be very tasty with a pan full of pasta!!
What about the gate guy? He was a no show. I waited all day Wednesday for him to get here, and he ghosted me. SURPRISE ... he called me out of the blue on Friday and wanted to stop by. Of course the gate controller is over 20 years old and they don't make parts for it any more. A new Powermaster controller almost had me on the ground when he said $7,000.
He promised to have a price on another brand by the end of the day. Worst case, they can weld a piece on the side post so I can open it manually. That's a pain in the butt because I'm spoiled by my clicker. Of course he never sent me anything.
Not wanting to get into any more trouble from the effects of the day, and not wanting to see Jason from Friday the 13th coming across the lawn, I went back inside to the puzzle. Thirteen more pieces were put in place. Well actually, 23 because I found ten that were in the wrong spot. They may look like they fit, but they lie.
In no time I had to clean up and get the bacon grease smell out of my hair. It was time for the Flag Ceremony at the Elks Lodge. Truly, I did not want to go. I just wanted to stay in my safe house for the rest of the day. Instead, I got my act together and headed off.
First things first, check the attic. We seem to have a nice little family of mice causing havoc with the bingo machine wiring in the walls. My solution was simple ... we need a BINGO KITTY. I was voted down. They called Pest Control.
And so began the hour long ceremony singing our National Anthem. Have you ever heard a bunch of old folks singing THAT song? I cheat ... I move my mouth, but no sound comes out.
Our Honor Guard ... a fabulous group of Veterans ... carry all of the flags that have flown over our country.
One by one, they are placed in the bench and saluted while someone reads the history of how it came about and who flew it first. It's really quite interesting.
There was more singing, the Pledge of Allegiance, and more saluting. I think the Elks Lodge is the only entity that has this ceremony every year. Luckily Friday the 13th was not allowed in the room, other than I was freezing to death from the big fan right over my head.
Afterwards, we all headed downstairs to dinner. The lodge pays for anything the Veterans want to order from our Friday Night Dinner menu. But that's tomorrow's story because these darn ant bites are driving me crazy. It's time to get skin scrubbing!!!
The good news ... I survived yet another Friday the 13th!!!