It's April Fools Day ... and boy did we get fooled!! The really nice weather turned into cold, wind, rain and hail that covered the ground like snow. We didn't see THAT coming!! It's also time for the Magic Castle of Bingo!!
Truly I expected sunshine and roses. I would have pictures, but most of that happened when I was at the lodge. Bingo folks came in soaking wet holding their heads from the hail. It's like the post office ... nothing keeps them from their appointed task of playing bingo.
But first ... let's look into April Fools Day. Not much to see, since no one really knows where it came from or why. They just know it's been around for a long time. Some say it goes back to 1500 France when they decided to change the Julian Calendar (think Julius Caesar) from it's New Year date of April 1st to the Gregorian calendar day (think Pope Gregory) to January 1st.
The Caesarites didn't get the message because travel took so long in those days, so the Gregorians made fun of them for still celebrating in April, calling them April Fools. Now you know!!
I was no fool when my friends called up to say let's go to lunch at ... Dan knows this one ... In and Out. Every time I have ever driven by there, no matter what time of day, there is a long line through the parking lot and out the driveway, left and down the street for a whole block.
You would think it's because of the food ... and you would be right ... but mostly it's because this meal costs $7.14. It's the cheapest ... best burger in town. I admit though ... they are a little light on the sauce and the cheese. I ate most of the fries, but they are not my favorite. I wonder if they will change to beef tallow oil to fry them? This was GOOD EATS!
After a quick return home to feed the kid of the house and give him some extra snuggles, I was off to Bingo. Though I expected a huge crowd since it was "payday", only 115 folks materialized. That was plenty enough to run up a total of over $4,000 on the debit card infernal machine. I think that's a record, and meant I was going to run short of cash. Everyone gets cash back which they spend on pull tabs. I have to borrow from Pull Tabs to pay the jackpots.
Weirdly, I think half of the peasants on this day were strangers. We have our regular crowd, along with a long list of players, but this day I didn't recognize hardly any of them. We've never had turnover like this before.
And then it happened ... April Fools on US. None of the television/bingo screens would work. I made a panic call to the Knight that knows, because the peasants were becoming restless. He came down early and discovered the problem. Someone had pulled a plug out and broken the "holder". After some super glue, we were back in business and the peasants put away their knives.
A few minutes later one rather boisterous lady came in with her wig in hand. Yes, it was a spectacle. Apparently the wind and hail wreaked havoc and it came off. YIKES!! Yup ... I've seen every kind of wig you can image, from short short to curls two feet long. It's a thing for these ladies young and old. I don't know ... maybe I should get one too. With a little help, she got it back on and went right to picking out her cards.
It went well for awhile, but I wasn't April fooled into thinking all was well. The new caller couldn't hear well, so everyone was screaming out the numbers to make sure theirs was a winning card. That brought out the pitchforks quickly. He was taking too long to verify the winners. Then ... horror of horrors, he called the letter O instead of G. Mayhem erupted!! Players stood up! That's a bad sign when they stand up!!
If they didn't need those dobbers to play their cards with, I'm sure they would have thrown them at his head. Peasants are PROS and will not only tell you when you make a mistake, they even know if a card is the real winner or not. It's crazy I tell you!! Lucky for him he's up on a stage, and so couldn't be reached.
There were only two April Fools jokes. They picked out all their cards and couldn't find their money. APRIL FOOLS!! It happens quite often really, and usually results in me never seeing them again. On the other hand, we have one sweet lady who comes every week, picks her cards and pulls out a wad of money. OH LOOK she says ... my husband gave me money. In truth, she has Alzheimers. She used to play many years ago ... and that's what she remembers the most.
Husband drops her off, she buys the same cards, and plays all night long. When we're finished, she goes to the back door where he meets her and takes her home. We keep an eye on her, she gets to have a great time playing (she remembers every card and every game) and he gets a night off.
And so ended another night with screams of joy yelling BINGO!!! What could be better!!