Thank you for your generous offer, but it's the $235 shipping costs that I'm declining, not to mention I rarely drink. Maybe you could send a "sample" bottle first.
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Thank you for your kind offer, but I will soon be the ward of $29 million.
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No surprise Chris, it's been odd since I was born. I'm sure it says I will meet Mr. Right next month, but I'm not fooled. Mr. Right is already married!!! Besides, you got it wrong. It should have said I'm coming into the green stuff ... moola ... $29 million dollars.
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I'm sorry, didn't you read the name above?? It says NANCY ... that's a female, in case you were wondering.
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THIS email I should have deleted immediately. It has a recipe for Keto peanut butter cookies, meaning they had no sugar. What they DID have was peanut butter, an egg, vanilla and Swerve (sugarless sugar). This must be what the horoscope guy was talking about.
Just because I was sure they would be terrible, I dumped in some peanut butter chips, which totally negated any thought of being sugarless.
I'm here to tell you they were AWFUL. Friend Cindy is back visiting for a couple of days, and even SHE said they were terrible. Grainy, crumbly, dry as the sahara desert and tasted nothing like peanut butter. Thank goodness the recipe only made ten cookies. There's definitely no worries you will get fat eating these, because you will never EVER eat a second one after you taste the first one.
And don't forget the lovely metallic aftertaste.
Maybe I'll pawn them off on the Magic Kingdom tonight .... YEAH that's what I'll do!!!!!
You sure do get some strange emails, always good for a laugh though.
ReplyDeleteYes they are ... and I left off the x-rated ones!!
DeleteWe don't get as many as we used to but we've all had spam.
ReplyDeleteHoping nobody has any problems after eating those cookies.
Be Safe and have fun at the Magic Kingdom.
It's about time.
We only choked down one cookie each. I'm pretty sure the rest won't live long!
DeleteWell....if nothing else the cookies LOOK good.
ReplyDeleteI agree Elva ... they didn't look too bad, except for the two I burned. Tastewise, they were terrible!! LOL
DeleteLove your email responses. Thanks for the chuckle this morning.
ReplyDeleteSounds a lot like George's grandsons cookies except mine taste a lot like peanut butter. They don't stay together but they are enjoyable all the same. The difference? I'm not sure. No vanilla in mine.
Way too weird for me. I'd rather cheat with one or two REAL cookies a week than eat ALL of these!!
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