Sometimes I open my mouth before my brain kicks in gear. I volunteered to help FILL THE BOOT for the Fire Department starting at 7:00 am after I worked late at Bingo. It takes me an hour to get ready so they don't cart me off in an ambulance, thinking I'm deceased (makeup is my friend), especially when I didn't get to bed until after midnight.
My eyes are scratchy, my nose is running and it's DARK outside. It's going to be a fun morning!!
I'll fill you in on the last burial and the BIG pot of beans I tried to cook when I return .... after a nap or maybe two.
When you're passing the boot just tell tham you're an X victim
ReplyDeleteAnd on the road to recovery,,,, they'll understand
LOL That would work!
DeleteMy gosh I almost forgot there is a way to fix that make a problem just do what my girlfriend does instead of spraying hairspray in your hair make a smile close your eyes and spray your face with hair spray starch
ReplyDeleteIt keeps her smiling for a couple of days,,,, and that's good
Another good thing that you could do (PS this is not a facial make up tip) if you use hairspray in the bathroom its best to leave the toilet seat up when the hairspray molecules hit the toilet seat it makes it a great non-skid surface on the seat ,,,, no sliding around
That's what I needed .... hairspray!! I was smiling, I just couldn't open my eyes!!
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